False Advertising

[boombostick01]

So I was at Kroger doing my grocery shopping and soap was one of the many things on the list. So I walk by the Axe shower gel stuff and i says to myself "you know, i havn't had a girl try to tackle me in quite a while" so I pick it up and I've been trying it for a week, AND NO GIRLS HAVE BEEN COMING TO GET ME! I'm furious that this did not work.

Comments

[holylimp]

hahah you are one silly mofo...is there an axe for girls?

[ziggidyzack]

Oh Travis, sadly many have fallen prey to industrial Axe machine. Nerds everywhere cry out for help and bye it only to be disappointed. While the "cool" bye it and become "cooler." I must say I'm disappointed in you! I never thought you of all people would fall into this trap.

[cynical5679]

andrew said he was bum rushed by about 10 sorority girls while wearing axe

maybe that was just bullshit