Ok. So this is kind of related to the whole twins being named Jerkboxxx and Punkn'head thing (can't find link, computer freaking out), but this just happened today. And it won't be as good as a non-verbal story, but this will have to do ( Read more... )

Ok, now I know ninjas are kind of getting this stupid "oh they're so cool" rep from that stupid website I saw last year or whatever. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you can keep your current interperatation of Ninja Public Coolness Scale. But being forced to watch some of the Winter X-Games VII, I was thinking how cool it would be if ( Read more... )

Was it just me, or when all the Republicans stood up clapping and all the Democrats were still sitting, did it totally look like they were about to make fun of each others "momma's" and play dodgeball?

You know what I need. I need one of those bright yellow jackets that say EVENT STAFF on the back. Man every big "event," they have those damn jackets. So I could get into stuff. I don't know why I would want to. Or I could just wear it around, and people would be all, "Oh I wonder where that staff member of an event is going!" and I'd be all giving ( Read more... )

I am not a big fan of this: An older person (than yourself) refers to a famous book, or literary work or what have you. Then they are ridiculously confused that you've never read this, in a sort of "wow you damn youths are stupid, what ARE they teaching you these days" look. First of all, it is not like we've never heard of the thing. Don't insult ( Read more... )

This one time at the diner, I saw this guy wearing a winter hat that was just black, but the whole front was Skeleton Jack's face from the Nightmare Before Christmas. That wasn't tonight.

Best hat evar.

Does anyone know the name of that European sport where they have sticks with kinda flat ends, and they scoop the ball up with 'em, then smack the ball down the field? I couldn't find anything on it. And I remember seeing them playing it on tv many years ago, and now there is this Guiness commercial with the same sport, and I want to know what it is

Osama

Man, I haven't slept in about 24 hours, and every time I blink my body thinks "oh it's time for sleep," and I'll tell ya what, this article didn't help matters. Is everything repeating?

I shall strike down all zip disks and those who defend the zip disk. Consider yourself WARN-ED.

I saw Massimo Vignelli speak today. If you don't know who that is, well, um, he's this guy. An Italian guy no less. He's a famous designer. And you can't really get more specific than "designer," cause he's really cool and he has been a graphic designer, he started out making glass, he designs furniture, interior design, and when he got sick of his ( Read more... )