Quote 1
Me: "That sheriff is hot!"
lostgirl1787: "That's 'the law' you're ogling."
Me: "Well, 'the law' looks sexy in those pants."
Quote 2
shkspr13 and I were sitting, chatting and watching cute guys walk by.
shkspr13: "That's the problem with all the good parking spaces. They're either taken, or pointed the wrong way."