Underage party in my room

[boonedip]

So what's two months old licks me everywehere and sleeps in my bed. A kitten. Sabrina and myself purchased a kitten from the human society. It's really fucking cute. It's gray and has green eyes and is able to shoot lightning from it's eyes and shit thunder. However there might also be a 2 and half year old puppy coming into my life, which would be

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[evilzurr]

ditch the cat if you get the dog. also, don't you think 2.5 years is a bit old for a new dog? you're missing out on the imprinting phase

[boonedip]

It's funny because you bought a puppy!!!

[shegetsby]

[boonedip]

Keep your 4chan away from me.

But that looks just like my shitty fucking kitten

[xaznpersuaznx]

I dunno my cat knows how to sit and beg (situp) and meow on command.

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[boonedip]

You live at Ben's and Ben hates cats. Therefore you have no cats right now. I win.

[xaznpersuaznx]

uhm, or YOU lose because I wrote that over a year ago.

DICK