yesterday, me and jen went on our friend jay's boat. we had to pee off the sides..it was pretty funny. i actually used sun screen this time so i didnt burn. we went to this bar flynns on fire island, met these kids, who had a house there and we all went back, and drank on the deck by the beach in the beautiful weather. i fed a deer pretzels, then ( Read more... )

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hhahaha...i am the portuguese nipple princess, and steve is my prince..we rule portugalia. oh man..the hijinx that just happened..haahhaa...we went to the carnival, went on a few rides, mayhem began on the monkeys..and we fed giraffes. it was great!

last night was kim's engagement party..it was so much fun..all i can say is if thats how that party was..i cant wait for the wedding!! i finally met my fellow bridesmaids, who were so nice..we all,us and the groomsmen decided (while we were smoking a blunt) haha..to have a joint bachelor/bachelorette party..niether of them want strippers so we're ( Read more... )

my birthday is in 5 days. this is the first year that i dont have a blow out planned, this is the first year that i dont want one. hmm..it must be a sign of getting old.

i got my new glasses. i like them. i better like them cause i have to wear them.

i got new glasses, they are very pretty. ill be picking those babies up on tuesday. i have to wear them for 2 weeks, i royally fucked my eyes up with the not taking the contacts out like i should and sleeping in them most of the time. oh well..what the hell are you gonna do. yeah so the eye man was this short little dorky man with the last name of ( Read more... )

A - Age: 25 but not for long ( Read more... )

sprint fucking sucks...as im paying my bill on the phone with the woman, my phone starts ringing that i have a message, that my shit was shut off, and its still not on. assholes.

quit being mad at me and love me again for the drunk pimp i am!!