what a morning

[boot_boy]

Darkness and pain.

Broken-hearted over Millicent last night. In terrible, distracted state, crawled under the stairs with divineparvati, ate sixty-four purple Every Flavor Beans and hallucinated like mad. For half the night I thought I was a lemon-scented finger towel. When I awoke, my favorite trousers were gone, and Parvati was attached to my midsection like

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[seekercho]

Er, Terry - there really was a dragon in the Great Hall this morning.

Either that, or someone slipped purple Beans in my chai, because I saw it too.

My cat hates you.

- Cho

[boot_boy]

My cat hates you.

That makes two of us.

[divineparvati]

FLAKY? What about everything you said Last night? Well - not that I can actually Remember, but surely with your Charms, you must have said some rather Charming things. RIGHT?

Flaky. FLAKY. Hmph.

[boot_boy]

Look, Patil. If you want to know if anything happened, go into the girls' bathroom and check your naked body for black lipstick traces. Or hey, you could get your twin sister to do it.

Dammit, my eyes are crossing. Woman, leave me in peace!

[divineparvati]

Do you ever want to see your pants Again?

~ Parvati

[deanthomas]

Give them back. I beg you. He's taken to walking around in his skivvies in protest. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.

[petitemillicent]

There was a dragon in the Great Hall this morning.

I love it when you call me "Millicent".

One of the above statements is false.

M. B.

[boot_boy]

I knew that dragon wasn't real.

Re:

[petitemillicent]

Let me rephrase myself.

Call me "Millicent" again and your grandchildren will feel it.

M. B.

[boot_boy]

I thought I was only supposed to call you "Millie" in private.

[deanthomas]

Terry, you have GOT to lay off the purple beans. You're gonna fry what little brain you have left...

....

You know, on second thought. Eat as many as you like. I think I heard once that they prevent acne.

[boot_boy]

Maybe you should feed some to your boyfriend then, Thomas.