Once again I have detention thanks to Brian and Flitwick which I assure you will be quite fantastic.

(Blaise, how the fuck did you get back into Slytherin wearing a Ravenclaw outfit and without your Slytherin robe?)

Is it national bastard/bastardess week or something?

I am only making this entry just to say that I am proud to be one of those rare few who have utterly nothing to complain about right now.

Cheers.

Great idea Ginny, posting in your journal that you have been having dreams about everyone dying at a time like this. Fantastic for morale that is.

Right.

I have finally gained control over my journal once again but sadly it does appear to have came about with some rather unfortunate home truths. Funnily enough I cannot be fucked with this and so I bid you good day.

THEODORE NOTT

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

HOW DARE YOU!

Whoever it is who has decided to hack into my journal, will you kindly let yourself be known before I end up finding out myself and making sure you regret it.

I cannot believe no one has brought this up already and I would have done so sooner if I were not so busy, does anyone happen to know the whereabouts of a Ravenclaw named Mandy Brocklehurst? Those cats of hers are making the most god awful noises in the common room.

The entire facade was provocative and melodramatic as well as rather pointless.

But I felt quite concupiscent to say the least.

As always I am astounded at the maturity that some of you possess. Not content with causing enough problems around the school, it now would appear that many of you have taken to slowly picking apart and destroying this journal project that Headmaster Dumbledore so boldly trusted upon us. Bravo!