NEW SIDE JOB!

[bootaybitch]

Hey all! I'm advertising my services as an adult toy party vender! Invite your girlfriends over, make some martinis, and I'll show you some products you can buy from me (8

I'm like a dildo Avon lady, basically! I make commission.

PIMP ME TO YOUR FRIENDS! I'd love to make some extra money!

Comments

[cashmoneyboi]

Omggg! That sounds like the best party ever.

Do they come in colors? ;)

[bootaybitch]

ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW!

[cashmoneyboi]

What kind do you have in green? <3 I love greeeeeen. lol.

[bootaybitch]

I got a green jelly vibe with butterfly texture print on it (:

[metrovampyre]

I think I might have a customer for you!

[bootaybitch]

I'm all ears!

[metrovampyre]

Lamont owes me a favor for interrupting my date and getting Veser beaten up, and I figured he could get a pretty big crowd of his clients together, heheh. I figured a big supernatural crowd could be hilarious and profitable. Maybe you could customize them a little or something.

[bootaybitch]

....GRRL I have an idea!

If we get Hanna involved we can give them magical propertiessss. He's bound to know runes that would tickle pickles.

[necro_romancer]

I'M A DILDO ENCHANTER.

[bootaybitch]

YOU WANT IN?