Fuck the Bible, this shall be the greatest story ever told...

[bootlegxxxporn]

Just to let you know, I am about to tell the funniest story you will ever hear. Ever. In your life. So last night I was watching Napoleon Dynamite (wicked good movie, go watch it right now), and 2 of my suitemates come back at like 2:30 in the morning. They both joined this frat, so they're wicked wasted. I leave my room and go out into the

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[embracetodayx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats effing halarious. thank you for that andrew.

we sexed

[anonymous]

Hey andrew remember when we had hot steamy sex in on/in the mailbox that time in Reno? Now thats fucking with federal property. Too bad we didn't have a nerf gun

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we sexed

[anonymous]

Hey andrew remember that time when we got in on wildly and loudly in/on that mailbox in Reno? Now that's fucking with federal property! Too bad we didnt have a nerf gun.

[bootlegxxxporn]

Yeah, we pretty cracked up then! Those were the days...