open love letter to a generation

[bootlessjo]

Thoughts from a debatable holiday:

My puny 12-ampere vacuum is filling its finite black hole with dust, shed skin cells, futilely rearranging the dirt-- so I am putting up very little fight on the "keeping our collective dirty laundry from God's sight" front.-- We're merely a quintessence of dust, anyway.
I am composing insipid monologues, anthems

Comments

[slartibartfst42]

Aww. I would totally live with you, guinea pig. You'd let me crawl in bed with you at night when I feel like the world is going to eat me.

[anonymous]

"--if you could bestow a power, spell, or curse on someone barring YOURSELF, who would it be? what would it be?
i'd want jasper to be able to teleport himself and objects."
I would LOVE to do this for you.

-your lover

[torridly]

why does your LJ always say it has adult content and make me confirm that i'm at least 14? is it because of you and your boy bein' all cute up in it?

[torridly]

Awww. Thanks. I'm not that cute, honest. I don't know how I tricked her into thinking so.

-Jasper

[bootlessjo]

i figured it was my civic duty to keep the internets as reggalated as possible.

i mean, i do say fuck and shit a lot.

i think i took that off, though, because really, i'm not gonna put any pictures of dongs in here anytime soon. (my boyfriend is pretty. i dunno if i'd say cute. he's of a cantankerous persuasion at times.)