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a pack of jokers
unity08 makes me feel awful for believing that the internet could be used for politics.
seriously.
colbert for president?
not if you want to be taken seriously as an organization.
sorry. no. just no.
i like third parties. i think they're awesome. i'd rather belong to one and police the so-called "main" parties and their retarded bickering, but this isn' ( Read more... ) -
who wants to be the zillionth spare?
in loving memory of the now-deceased brunching shuttlecocks...
these are things that you should be aware of
[kindly share the love]
GOOD:
--fungi that eat residual radiation at chernobyl
--symbols for eternity
--virtual libraries
--microlending
--crowns of ancient egypt
--creative commons
--net neutrality!!!! (here, have some stirring propaganda.)
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late night conan o brien internet prayer
space is so cool. i'm pleased to be a part of it. (it likes me! it REALLY likes me!)
ever notice how many things make circles?
time to go scribble--no! draw some more. (the well is full of treacle. . or cliches! maybe in america, we could mine peanut butter instead. i AM thankful for george washington carver.)
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HEAR ME ROAR, MOTHERBITCH!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
die, myspace, die!!
if wishes were horses this one would TRAMPLE ITS PIECE OF SHIT EXISTENCE
if wishes were horses this one would be AN EIGHTY-TON FIFTH MEMBER OF THE CAVALRY OF FOUR HORSES OF THE APOCALYPSE, AND I'D BE ITS RIDER.
represent THAT, ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
at any rate.
responding ( Read more... ) -
on needs--on wants--on uses and innovations
oh man oh man oh MAN!!
READ THIS THING! (essay "What Else is New?" from May 14, 2007 "innovator's issue" of the New Yorker.)*
THEN--THEN--run around the house laughing wildly OR (if you were cold) do what i did and just stare very intently at a well PRETENDING in your HEAD to do so.** (i wish elllie and i could have a REAL club at school--knowing ( Read more... ) -
numerology? ew! (u! you! ugh. done.)
the meaning of life in douglas adams' notorious hitchhiker's guide is 42,
the average number of children per family 2.4.
reversing digits--multiplying by 10--
freaking out.
don't even get me started on fibonacci! (hint: look at appliances --and even more, DISHES and shit-- and start counting stuff affixed to them)
incidentally, marilyn monroe's waist to ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
today went like this:
GLYNIS' LEFT BRAIN: mind over matter, you know!
GLYNIS' RIGHT BRAIN: you mean like telekenesis?!
tomorrow will go like this:
ME: terribly sorry... but i'm much too stupid to take a test today.
COORDINATOR DU JOUR: ah. i see. you're excused.
ME: now--on to the awful house! syrup coated cock-a-roaches!
(wooo. except NO.)
epiphany of the ( Read more... ) -
eureka!
it has occurred to me that if i were to have any superpower, i wouldn't want the one i THOUGHT i wanted (ESP--which would be really cool, but not as cool and much more maddening than the other one i thought up ( Read more... ) -
uh, liiiiike... um, dead air, um
just to get it out of the way, here's the bitch du jour:
(source material for this particular gnashing of teeth: a certain podcast, which, incidentally, i used to get an RSS feed of and had to quit listening to because the quality was so shitty and the personalities ((for the most part)) so absolutely FUCKING annoying. and they think they're smart ( Read more... )