Two men, sentenced to die on the same day, were led down to the room where the electric chair was. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request ( Read more... )

Three guys were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Viet Nam war. Could you help me ( Read more... )

Well so much for sleeping after night shift. I got up at 1pm to go pick up the kids at the sitters then came home and tried to sleep but failed. So I decided I needed a new purse and bag for work so it was off to wal-mart. The kids picked up some toys with their money from my dad. I picked up a new purse and backpack for myself and a backpack for ( Read more... )

In one of the isolated fishing villages of Newfoundland, a Newfie woman went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you, hold this high so I can see what I am doing ( Read more... )

ARGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Hotmail is being a bitch. I can not open my hotmail account to check my mail nor can I send an email I need to send it is making me mental. But it is 340am at least this first night is almost over, though it had been going fairly quickly until now. I think I shall go do my babies for last time tonight then sit and read a book or ( Read more... )

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Well so begins the posting of my insanely busy week. Recap ( Read more... )

YAY!!!!!! I have made it through this long noisy night at work. It was not to bad cause me and Kate worked it the same pod tonight and we never work in the same pod. I get to go home sleep for a bit and then pack the car and hit the road to go north BABY!!!! By tonight I plan on sitting in my lawnchair after eating a great steak, and be pleasently ( Read more... )

Today was a good day. I did not get much sleep but that is okay. I spent the day curled up in bed being comfy and lazy. A lot has to be said for snuggling. This afternoon was one of the better ones I have had in along while and it was very nice. Working my last night shift then I am off on vacation. Yeah!!! The vacation consists of me going up ( Read more... )

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:

Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.

I need this bumper sticker!!!!!!!!!! MUhahahahahaha.