Look, Canada, I'm sorry - but you are just like satan.
You want to be in a relationship because you have have relationship needs (i.e. gots ta have da poody tang). But you need to sit down and have a relationship with the person you love the most for a while:
You.
Cuz that way you can be like Peter and Quagmire when they gave up women - incredibly wealthy and having sex with highly buttered high quality (possibly egg) bagels.
I'm sorry...but you'll get to work your charms on all sorts of chicas this summer...and since they'll be from a different state the possibilities are endless!
hmm... just hire a hooker... they wont blow you aff and you wont be stuck in a crappy relationship either...but seriously cheer up girls arent all that..
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You want to be in a relationship because you have have relationship needs (i.e. gots ta have da poody tang). But you need to sit down and have a relationship with the person you love the most for a while:
You.
Cuz that way you can be like Peter and Quagmire when they gave up women - incredibly wealthy and having sex with highly buttered high quality (possibly egg) bagels.
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