what're the odds...

[boozegnome]

of dropping a cup of very hot hot chocolate on the floor, in such a way that the cup lands perfectly and doesn't spill, but the contents of the cup splash straight up, into your face?

for a normal person, i would venture to say the answer is slim to none. but when you're jim patterson, the laws of probability fall by the wayside.

oww.

Comments

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[anoif]

what was your face doing so close to the floor?

Re: ?

[boozegnome]

well, you see, i was stooped over at the time, getting some hot water out of the water cooler, which is rather low to the ground.

(let that be a lesson to me, i suppose)