Comments | boozeplz: (без темы)

boozeplz

Oct 28, 2008 19:44

My GOD I'm bored.

Do any of you have any talents or anything? It'd be nice if you could tell me SOMETHING interesting.

I can lick my elbow.

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ilymother October 29 2008, 03:02:32 UTC

I'm . . flexible?

boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:07:01 UTC

Yeah, tell me somethin' I don't know babe.

ilymother October 29 2008, 03:10:21 UTC

Hm . . .

Wait, how did you know that?

boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:13:46 UTC

What? Did you suffer amnesia or something?

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Private strahlpilot October 29 2008, 03:04:13 UTC

I can suck my own dick.

Private boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:07:53 UTC

. . . FF HAHAHAHAH. Wow.

Private strahlpilot October 29 2008, 03:16:06 UTC

I could show you some time, if you want.

Private boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:20:13 UTC

I seriously might have to take you up on that offer, 'cause that's one thing I've never seen, yo.

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mrleonskennedy October 29 2008, 03:05:41 UTC

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot in my mouth, without hurting the cherry.

boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:09:06 UTC

I can see why~ Niiice. I can do that if the stem's long.

mrleonskennedy October 29 2008, 03:10:50 UTC

Oh the stem's don't have to be any certain length for me to do it...

Really? How?

[occ: strikes are hackable just this once for Reno.]

boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:14:37 UTC

That's some skill you got there.

Well, I can your kisses, stoopid.

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the_hawkseyes October 29 2008, 03:06:42 UTC

I'm a certified sniper.

boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:11:26 UTC

Yeah? Where'd you learn that?

the_hawkseyes October 29 2008, 03:12:44 UTC

The army.

boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:15:44 UTC

I was never much of a sniper. Close-combat's more my forte, yo.

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boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:12:27 UTC

It is so possible, yo!!

Yeah, I guess I can see that.

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boozeplz October 29 2008, 03:17:25 UTC

I'm double-jointed~ or maybe I just have a long tongue?

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