Molly pointed out that it's been well over two wee...

[boozewhore]

Molly pointed out that it's been well over two weeks since I've written anything, and that I better get to writing.

Fine.

I was supposed to go to birthday party at a downtown bar on Saturday night, but by the time I got there(12:30am), the line was 40 people long and there was no way in hell I was going to stand around with the other hunyucks, and

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[thekerriproject]

Whoa! Way to GO, Chad!

and just one other thought...

Now the flip-flop beer opener idea is good in concept, but lets just say you have the misfortune of stepping in dogshit. Doesn't that sort of make the opener mechanism bit.. inoperable? Inquiring minds.. wanna know.

[bettyspider]

I'm sure someone out there must make a pair of practical shoes with a bottle opener. You know, for the next time you have to sprint to or from the bar.

P.S. Yay for no firearms making an appearance in this story.