Comments | borbass: Man, this is easily my best post ever.

borbass

Man, this is easily my best post ever.

Feb 03, 2006 10:18

Sometimes I get so constipated it wakes me up in the middle of the night and hurts like crazy. It's almost routine. Uh oh, 4 a.m. and it's been a few weeks since, time to go hold onto something while trying to take a shit. I swear everything I eat has a little fiber in it.

Here's a lovely diagram probably explaining why it hurts so much.

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borbass February 3 2006, 19:04:59 UTC

No. he's the bomb.

alfpogs February 3 2006, 19:43:10 UTC

Yes.

alfpogs February 3 2006, 19:43:46 UTC

Two of these pictures don't work.

In other news, I'm unfriending you.

alfpogs February 3 2006, 20:04:03 UTC

P.S. HURRY UP AND GET HERE. I WANT TO GO TO SAN FRANCISCO.

alfpogs February 3 2006, 20:05:00 UTC

OH, and the pictures wouldn't be so bad if they weren't GIGANTIC :-P
I like you. :)

borbass February 3 2006, 20:22:01 UTC

they work! they better work!

kristin80 February 3 2006, 19:51:48 UTC

Haha.
One Word. Fiber.

Okay more words.
I expect an email today, with a good joke.
I see all the emails Aurora gets.

Okay Still more words. I will show you how to do a lj cut for a quarter.

A few more words.
Vegas is going to be fun.

borbass February 3 2006, 20:28:12 UTC

you sure are demanding. I can only be so awesome in one day.
Maybe I'll just forward all my stuff to aurora to you as well.

haha

kristin80 February 3 2006, 21:02:49 UTC

Just CC me.
That will suffice me for now.

And yes, I am demanding.

wtfbingo February 4 2006, 22:20:21 UTC

Eddie really is a hardened criminal