It's cancer

It sucks

More news tomorrow.

Last night I went to two fun birthday parties. We saw Labyrinth at one. I haven't seen it before. It's the weirdest thing ( Read more... )

Don't tell anyone..

But I think I just converted to a Raider fan.

I don't really like football, but whatever.

This is just much cooler.


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this is going to be a very long semester.


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Instead of complaining already about not having enough time to learn anything, I will concentrate on happy memories of my simpler, easier times at college a few years ago.


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I think I have a great idea to make a bunch of money, but I'm afraid to tell anyone because they might take it from me.


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The best part about going to the supermarket is now online.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/

It's sad how eating out can make me so happy and make me look forward to the weekend more than anything else. I think it just reminds me that I don't have to worry about the work week for a while.


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I just took some ex-lax. This should be good.

I ate a ton Friday and Saturday and just pooed a tiny little thing.

I took one ex-lax as a precautionary measure Friday night but that didn't do anything. It says to take two, so I will. If this doesn't work, I'll probably go to the ER!


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