When you look at your horoscope at the end of the day.. and it fucking knows you

[borderlinecrazy]

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): You might think that you are being clear, but others are just not seeing you the same way that you are projecting yourself. You can also misunderstand others. It's as if there is a gap between you and everyone else. It works both ways. It may not be a great day to work on specific plans of action with your partners, but if

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[justbreathe62]

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[borderlinecrazy]

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[anonymous]

My horoscopes tend to miss me completely.

bullseye

[anonymous]

my horoscopes tend to dictate my life. they are so right that i read them in the morning and just watch them show up all day. everyday. As i have told you when we were on the subjects of horoscopes during nightly talks.

[anonymous]

I look at horoscopes as a sort of omni-sexual erotic reading material... when I slip beneath my satin sheets (colored a brilliant purple hue), I pleasure myself at the mere sight of the stars, praising the heavens with every orgasm. After I spill my seed all over my grotesque Super Mario bedspread, I use an old newspaper horoscope to wipe up the mess. Yoshi winks at me as Mario does the same, linking my three-dimensional existence with that of the moral objectivity equivalent of a liquid paper staple showdown. At that point, we lay out in the moonlight and our naked bodies glisten and accumulate moisture from the dew-drops and pixies who mow my lawn when I'm too hungover to do so myself.

[borderlinecrazy]

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