I often wonder whether or not my procrastination will get me in some trouble. I have issues with getting paperwork done, phonecalls made, and things like that. Today I think it was a combination of procrastination and flirting that worked in my favor though.

I've been getting government rentals and gas free of charge since November. They told me ( Read more... )

I was having a normal day of class when I thought I'd go weigh myself to see if I've become more of a fatass over the past 24 hours. As it turns out I've actually dropped four pounds over night - water, piss, shit, and different boots. When I got off the scale the retard that was cleaning the room (he is literally retarded) asked me if I could ( Read more... )

I got my haircut today, I wouldn't have but someone said "Get a fucking haircut ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was walking around through the mall navigating through the hordes of ugly when I lost my sunglasses. Normally I set them right on top of my head but I realized that was stretching the frames. So I started either holding on to them or hanging them from my pants pocket. Apparently thats not a good idea because you can brush against things ( Read more... )

A few days in the woods is good for the soul. Not really, all it did for me was make me realize how much I enjoy showers once again. Also I found out how much I don't have in common with anyone in my class, and that I'm happy I never attempted to be more of a friend to any of them ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went out to breakfast with some friends, and what I didn't seem to notice was all of them are taller than me. I don't notice these things until someone makes me; than you Sharon - our hostess at IHOP. I went in first and reserved a table for five then waited out in the lobby. While we were waiting Sharon came out and asked "So is it ( Read more... )

"You never seem to realize someone else is noticing you" - Random girl who apparently notices me at a restaurant I frequent ( Read more... )

I was walking through the mall the other day when I noticed how many smiles I got. It made me think about that commercial where Nick Lachey is walking past the women with that counter in his hand. I didn't count the amount of smiles I got or returned but there were quite a few. Some days its off, some days its on. I suppose when I go out of my way ( Read more... )

When I decide to make phonecalls I do it en masse so I don't leave anyone out. While I'm distracted between phonecalls (browsing online, driving) I tend to forget what I 'm doing. After I had hung up on my last phonecall I kept the phone stuck to my ear for a few minutes before I realized I wasn't talking in to it or listening to anyone ( Read more... )

Not much time for an update really.. need to drive back and not get caught speeding. Everything is going well I suppose. More later..