SPN quotefic 1.22
1.22 Devil's Trap
Dean: "Where's our father, Meg?"
Meg: "You didn't ask very nice."
Dean: "Where's our father, Bitch."
"Fuck!"
"What did you say, Sammy?"
"Nothing."
"That's not what you said."
"Ow! Leggo! Okay, fine, I said 'fuck.' "
"You don't say that, Sammy."
"Why not? You do. And Dad does too, I've heard him."
"Yeah, well, you don't."
"Hypocrite."
" 'Fuck' is for big shit, Sammy, like when a poltergiest is throwing you into a wall or something. Not for dropping your notebook in a puddle."
"I wouldn't have dropped it if you hadn't pushed me, Dean!"
"I wouldn't have pushed you if you hadn't been bitching about Dad and parent-teacher conferences, Sam."
"..."
"What was that, Sam?"
"I said, fuck you, Dean."