Tonight on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, I watched Ann Coulter in action. Is it wrong for me to think she is charismatic? I feel like a Catholic: guilty with sin.

Today I met a polydactyl cat. He had blue eyes and apparently has a keen sense of smell. Fifteen minutes prior to our meeting, I stopped at Jack in the Box for a breakfast croissant. My obsession with corgis is being overshadowed by Hemingway's beloved breed of cats.

Apart from school, I have required myself to read Henry Miller's The Rosy Crucifixion: Sexus because he is what my penis would embody if I had one, except, my penis would wear a condom because whores are really, really dirty. I found a list of his one-hundred most favoritest books ever. Maybe I will sneak some of them in my summer curriculum.

Slow and Steady
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The iPod mini was not my first choice in a MP3 player, but I have grown to love it. Who says one cannot find bliss through materialistic attachment?

Reason #1: It blocks out the stupid babble of people at the bus stop.

Postscript: Schizophrenic homeless men do not count because mental illness is not a laughing matter!

People have told me that I am not very feminine, but once they get to know me, I can be one of the girliest girls they know. This is due to my penchant for (ugly) clothes. I bought these vintage (note: previously used, secondhand, thrifted) strappy platform shoes a few months back. This was during the wintertime, so I had no use for them. ( Read more... )

Summer is creeping around slowly, which means that a new semester of school is about to start. I am going back full-time after two years. Hopefully, everything will work out fine and I will not have to go to beauty school after all. No one takes me seriously when I tell them that I am highly considering it if my academic career is completely ( Read more... )

Since I have been unemployed for three whole months now, I have been living the life of a hermitess. I do not go out as much as I would like to because I do not drive, plus, staying home is a good way to avoid the general public at all costs. My preference to dealing with people is through Myspace.com or catching up on current events. People are ( Read more... )

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