oh the nausea, I'm just home and I feel less than 'fabulous'...Gary forced me to drink wine and coffee until I puked.Then he slapped me around.I'm pissed and fat looking.He slapped me about the face and pulled my hair.I felt all embarrassed sitting in his studio.Oh I Didnt amuse him as much as I should have.Oh dear.And I did no work.And I forgot to ( Read more... )

oh the poor things obviously gone mad.I'm seeing about 5 SPELLING MISTAKES in this mail...yuk, spelling mistakes are so unsexy.

A-haaa, yet another mail from his royal gloominess.He must be incredibly bored.I love it.

Everyone on my friends page had sex last night except for me!

Stop it.

ha ha ha ha I'm in in the midst of observing the EMPEROR MARKLE SPARKLE gallantly crawl around on MSN and ignoring him.Oooooh ( Read more... )

Sexy,Sexy,Sexy Louisa ( Read more... )

Yet again, experience has proved,that I am fabulous.

words written on the door of the fashion department:

'Trespassers will be GLAMOURISED'

Excellent.

I am the very epi-centre of my own dimunitive universe.I have underlings,you know.I'm fabulous.I'm fabulous.Yes, I'm fabulous ( Read more... )

the Depeche mode tribute was excellent.I met a girl who I had alot in common with.Eg, we both have shagged the same ginger morrissy impersonator ( Read more... )

I feel fabulous.My work is fantastic.College started and I spent the every minute of my first day of second year being an annoying little lint-ball on the back of Garys tweed coat-tails.Lovely ( Read more... )

Hello blah blah blah ( Read more... )