I've only been here for three days and already I'm learning quite alot about this place!
1. The kitchen is owned by a sexist little boy.
2. Apparently it's common for strange and terrible things to happen in the mansion.
3. A boy with a broken arm can yell quite loudly.
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I'm really worried about James. Why is he acting this way? Shouldn't he be happy to see me? Oh, wait, that's right. He's probably still looking for that dead wife of his.
I wish he would just stop that foolish endeavor, and stick with me. I have what it takes to make him happy.