Today

[bornintoslavery]

This morning I woke up and stumbled into the kitchen. It was 8:28am and mother was up. She said something about exams and I grumbled and told her I was just taking a piss before going back to bed. I did just that, and again woke up, this time at 9:10am or something. I had my shower, ate my cornflakes, and sat around on the Internet until 10:00am. I

Comments

[nommic]

Your fictional life is beautiful.

[meink]

Was the tomato paste bit real?