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[borntokickass]

Fuck I hate Christmas shopping. But at least it's fucking done now

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[borntokickass]

Yeah no kidding.

imaprncss was typing on their computer when it exploded. imaprncss tried to run away but couldn't before the flames enveloped her and she died. On fire.

[borntokickass]

Yeah that's what I'm here for I guess. Since it's Christmas or whatever.

[garden_senshi]

..... on fire?

[borntokickass]

Yeah why not.

[garden_senshi]

Because that's not normal?

[borntokickass]

It is if you're me.

[quietlydrawing]

Set on fire?

[borntokickass]

Why does everyone keep asking me the same damn question.

Yes set on fire.

[quietlydrawing]

It's not something one casually talks about.

[borntokickass]

That's because most people are stupid and don't know what they're missing.

[imaprncss]

telekinesis_yay!

[borntokickass]

telekinesis_yay was watching imaprncss all ablaze and crap from her computer, running around or whatever it is people on fire do. "Oh fuck" she said as imaprncss died and exploded into fiery chunks, which then landed on telekinesis_yay and made her pants catch fire but it was easily put out which I guess sucked for imaprncss because she actually died instead.

[imaprncss]

.....WHAT WAS THAT?!

[borntokickass]

A sequel.

[phantom_lefty]

Ahah. Yeah, Christmas shopping sucks. And I usually don't have money, so it sucks even more. But oh, well.

You think if maybe we call some kind of paranormal society-thing and tell them your tutor's a zombie, they'll take him away?

[borntokickass]

It really does. I don't have as much money this year as before but whatever.

...huh. No I tried that. But maybe they forgot and we can try again.

By the way, um. Did I already tell you I'm getting a flamethrower.

[phantom_lefty]

Wouldn't hurt to try again. Did you try pranking him constantly, like, until he gives up and quits?

A flamethrower?! Really?? aksjfaksd That's so awesome! From who? Santa? Your host parents? A secret admirer that I'll have to punch out?

[borntokickass]

He has like. A guy watching. He calls it a class monitor but there are only three of us there and the guy only watches me to make sure I don't harass my tutor. It's fucking annoying.

Yeah. From Gaara. ...I don't have secret admirers, that's you who gets them. Anyway, he um. Said he would get you one too. If you want one. But just uh. If you get one can you say thank you. Because. I mean it would be um. It's Gaara so. ...the hell just say thank you if you take the damn thing okay.