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[bornwithskison]

[It's always 5 o'clock somewhere, and that means that your local Norwegian is currently busying himself by going around the neighborhood and occasionally stopping by a car where it is then--assuming you believe/see magical creatures--lifted by his Troll companion and either placed ontop of the garage, or just flipped upside down into the lawn. Once

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[k1_sauce]

Did I miss the memo going around telling everyone to flip out?

[bornwithskison]

[He pauses mid-order]

It's part of an experiment, I suppose. Chances are it's going to end badly and cause us to become brainwashed... I'm only really doing this because I'm stressed out and it's a good excuse.

[k1_sauce]

An experiment to figure out what?

1/2

[bornwithskison]

I... Don't really know.

[itwillgrow]

[ Did you want a little crusader finding you and calling you a heretic? BECAUSE! ]

Witch!

[bornwithskison]

I'm not a woman.

[PICKING OUT ANOTHER CAR TO FLIP--actually this one's going on the roof]

[itwillgrow]

Well, boy witch, then! I don't care!

[ STEPS BACK like half a block. ]

[bornwithskison]

Wouldn't I be a warlock?

[HO FU--it fell. Oops. Oh well.

brb putting it back up]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[She'll just stare at his troll.]

Wh-what is that?

[bornwithskison]

...You can see him?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[She has a strong belief in magical things. ;A; the stories were so nice, you know.]

W-well yes. A-am I not supposed to?

[bornwithskison]

[Hopefully she hasn't heard of the gruesome Norwegian ones. Like the real Billy Goat Gruff. Or the ones revolving around Trolls.]

It's just a bit of a surprise... I mean, I haven't really met many people who could see him.

[luminols]

... Are you talking to someone?

[bornwithskison]

[nod, and he directs a car to balance on the roof of another. Man, if only he had a camera for this.]

[luminols]

[holy crap, what the hell--?]

How are you doing that?

[bornwithskison]

[The perks of having a troll~]

It's not exactly... Me. It's my friend.