...............................................................bisexual!

[borscht_rider]

MY THANKSGIVING WAS AWESOME.

And yours?

Comments

[spotlightmegger]

I balanced spoons on my nose.

[iplaythepart]

I spent the day on the phone with Maralee, the two of us arguing over whose family is crazier. We came to the conclusion that we're both boned. So then we discussed crushes and stuff. 'Cept I don't have any currently, and hers are boring stories. So then we made stupid noises at each other and talked about sex.

And that's what the simple folk do.

[anonymous]

fuck you

[borscht_rider]

that can be arranged

[beatniksquirrel]

you are too fucking adorable. congrats on your play, I must be invited to the first staged reading. Seventh floor, baby!

[borscht_rider]

woot woot

[iplaythepart]

I posit that the anonymous blurker was our very own Maralee. She my bitch.

[borscht_rider]

if the "fuck you" was directed at me, then I posit that she MY bitch, or at least she will be in the near future (see above).

[iplaythepart]

the "fuck you" was obviously directed at me, and she my bitch not yo bitch, cuz i already tapped dat, less you want sloppy seconds.

anyone want to draw a graph that shows the rapidly decreasing level of intelligability of that last sentence?