The Nick-Name Cornucopia

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Do not read this unless you want to see crass representations of nicknames with no context, created specifically for posterity.


Cottage Cheese

Archduke of Ass-hattery
Grand Vizier of Histrionics
Bitchnu
Kiç
Lukewarm Carl
Professor Umbrage
Magical Magistrate of Misogyny

Mumbledore
Mumblestiltskin
Mumblemaster Mike
Flight of the Mumblebee

Taint Baggage
Lord of Phallacy

Deputy Wig-Spic
Sir Cracker-jack
Honkey-sai
Jimbo
Retard Stew

Jimothy

Kilo

Ffej
Admiral Druthers

Neb
Ibn

Alan-bastard

White Knight with the White Man's Burden
White Knight Supremacist
Meowth
Ice Cream McMeteor Pants
Carebear Sherbet

Handy

Prostitron 8400

Dudley Doolittle

The Pharisee

La Negra

Latin Mole Man
Mojo

Disco-biscuits

Tourettes Tom

Douche-Vac Economy Suck Unit

Frankenvic

Commie John

Uncle Fester

Redneck Bitch

Crazy Carl

Pathetic Little Predator Panties
Grandma Shy-Guy

Shirtless O'clock

Jacksucker

Mormo

Father Time
Old Man Winter

Sky Vapid Girl

'Trick

corollary expletives/phrases:
"fellate a turbocock"
"turbo-thunderdyke"
"eat a dick casserole"
"Dave it down"
"Dave:30"
"Nahtzee"
"eren't"
"why's he gotta be stickin' his dick into pigs?"
"jive-turkey, honkey-ass, cracker-motherfuckin'"
"white knight syndrome"
"gouter-chode"
"rape manual"
"captain rape"
"hate-rape"
"unexpected love"
"Hey man, don't be a motherfucker"
"gaming in wait"