Sep 15, 2010 15:45
[There is a zombie wandering about. He doesn't look particularly vicious or bloodthirsty, and his gait is actually pretty steady; no shuffling about. He seems to be examining a comm in his hands, and despite the green skin and glowing red eyes he might even give off an air of sophistication.
What a nice undead man.]
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This thing-- called love! I just! Can't handle it! I must-- get round to it!
[--it leads to spontaneous dance numbers. He stops in a pose, arm thrown out to the side, hip cocked in a bad Michael Jackson impersonation, as he starts to soft-shoe down the hall.]
I ain't ready! Crazy little thing called love!
[And he starts swinging his stick-skinny, birdbone pelvis in a (slightly better) Elvis impersonation, but he drops it-- the soft-shoeing was fun, he's going toe-over-toe, foot-over-foot, shaking his ass like an idiot as he makes very, very slow progress down the hall, strutting his stuff for all it's worth.OH NOW this thing! (This thing--) Called love! (Called love--) It cries ( ... )
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He pauses and when Hanna's glasses slip down his nose and the redhead stops to catch them before they cracked on the floor, he helpfully provides the missing lyric.]
Crazy little thing called love.
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There goes my baaaby! She knows how to [enter the Elvis hip-swing again] rock and roll! She drives me crazy--
[He spins and winds up facing his partner, eyes squinted closed--]
She gives me hot and cold fever! She leaves me--
[his eyes open, and his train of thought promptly derails.]
--in a... cool...
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Good afternoon.
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Hey. Always good to see another deader.
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Is that uncommon here?
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Kidding. He's not. He's just leaning against this wall and flipping through the comm, trying to figure out exactly how it works and how to bring up the map function, but he feels eyes on him. Hm.
He glances up with those DEMONIC GLOWING RED EYES and sees Link and...tips his head kindly to him before returning his attention to the communicator in his hands. Now was that all a ruse or is he actually a nice redead zombie over here?]
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And my god this guy is HUGE. Not like, huge-huge but really friggin' tall, and Link almost got used to not being towered over in all his solitary confinement and everything. He pauses awkwardly, not sure what to do since it's obvious he know he's been spotted now, and he decides it's always best to be friendly just in case, so he waves back.]
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Are you lost?
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I do beg your pardon, but I simply must stop you and pose this query to you - what is it like?
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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.
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Why, being dead of course! I've never seen anyone quite like you before my arrival here, and when I met Lady Karis it was my very first experience and while it was a bit strange and odd it was also rather enlightening.
[Alice pauses, looking worried.]
I'm terribly sorry. That was awfully presumptuous of me, what if you aren't and I've just made a total imbecile of myself? Oh, do accept my apologies, I'm terribly sorry!
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It's all right. I'd like to tell you what it's like, but I'm afraid I don't remember when I was alive so I don't have much to compare it to.
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All he can think is really, what weird hair. Also, those stitches look kinda painful.]
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{...} stops and nods politely to Herz.]
Good afternoon.
[Bro he is as tall as you are, isn't that cool?]
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What a polite zombie!]
A--afternoon.
I--
I'm sorry,
[He totally knows he was staring at you, duder.]
I haven't...I haven't seen you around before.
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[However that happened.]
...may I ask you something?
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