(I'm gonna try this. I don't know any of these characters that well, so don't mind if it sounds like crap.)
'Ello, darling. Some chap told me you might like a letter from the famous Cap'n Jack, so I told 'em to pass this along. I asked this chap who Sara was. He told me she was a girl who liked straightening her hair. Now, why would you do that? I like girls with curls. Ones with straight hair don't get nowhere in Tortuga, savvy? This chap also told me you've got braces. Tried to explain them to me, said that they straightened your teeth. Now, more straightening? On'y the rich girls have straight teeth. And rich girls are very nice and all, but it's so much harder to sleep with 'em. You have to break into their big mansion, seduce them, and then do it. And still make sure that no one hears you. *sigh* Whereas so many girls are just waiting at port. Maybe I'll see you there one day...
Hey Sar! What's up? Hope everything is going well for you. I'm actually in the middle of trying to finish my documentary. It's not going as well as I hoped. What can you do? Anyway, just checking in. Hope to talk to you soon. Well, I g2g. Someone's at our door.
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'Ello, darling. Some chap told me you might like a letter from the famous Cap'n Jack, so I told 'em to pass this along. I asked this chap who Sara was. He told me she was a girl who liked straightening her hair. Now, why would you do that? I like girls with curls. Ones with straight hair don't get nowhere in Tortuga, savvy? This chap also told me you've got braces. Tried to explain them to me, said that they straightened your teeth. Now, more straightening? On'y the rich girls have straight teeth. And rich girls are very nice and all, but it's so much harder to sleep with 'em. You have to break into their big mansion, seduce them, and then do it. And still make sure that no one hears you. *sigh* Whereas so many girls are just waiting at port. Maybe I'll see you there one day...
Cap'n Jack
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I LOVE IT!!!!
Capt Jack could break into my mansion slash one floor house ANY DAY!!!
<3 thankee!!!
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What's up? Hope everything is going well for you. I'm actually in the middle of trying to finish my documentary. It's not going as well as I hoped. What can you do?
Anyway, just checking in. Hope to talk to you soon.
Well, I g2g. Someone's at our door.
~Mark
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Oh I just really love you a lot right now
:SQUEE!!!:
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