20 things guys should know
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1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.
2. When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.
3. We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.
4. We fantasize. But it's usually about you.
5. We love it when you email us at work.
6. No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.
7. Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.
9. We will leave you if you lie to us.
10. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
11. We love when you hold our hands.
12. We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.
13. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14. If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.
15. We like porn, too.
16. We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.
17. We let you fix things.
18. You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, or shaving.
19. We're afraid to meet your mother.
20. We think you should have already known all this stuff.
These articles are always funny because mostly they're true...but then you wonder why people waste their time reading them when you already know this-lol.
1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.
2. When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.
3. We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.
4. We fantasize. But it's usually about you.
5. We love it when you email us at work.
6. No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.
7. Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.
9. We will leave you if you lie to us.
10. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
11. We love when you hold our hands.
12. We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.
13. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14. If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.
15. We like porn, too.
16. We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.
17. We let you fix things.
18. You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, or shaving.
19. We're afraid to meet your mother.
20. We think you should have already known all this stuff.
These articles are always funny because mostly they're true...but then you wonder why people waste their time reading them when you already know this-lol.