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[botanist_keiko]

I have a LiveJournal. No thanks to Miles. If he hadn't left the computer on when he went out for more Scotch, I'd never have known what was going on.

Bastard. I told him to stay away from that slut

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Hello Dear

[smiley_miles]

*abject fear*

Are you all right, dear? You seem a bit overwrought. I really don't know what you mean.

Julian is my best friend, my soulmate, my guiding light, a part of me that I'm slowly dying without, and nothing more. He's a non-gay heterosexual straight man, as he frequently and emphatically points out. His girlfriend is even pregnant which is tearing me apart. He has no other feelings towards me. Oh how terrified I am that that may be true...

And I certainly don't have any unplatonic sexual romantic sensuous anguished longing feelings towards him. Even saying that feels like a betrayal. Oh my Julian, forgive me... I'm a happily married man. Erm, dear.

Re: Hello Dear

[botanist_keiko]

I hate you.

[smiley_miles]

Oh God this is all too much.

Surely not, dear? I hope you're OK.

You know, the only thing more disgusting...

[qcontinuum]

...than the sordid display I've been observing between doctorbashir and smiley_miles is your own primitive, inane reaction to this behavior

Re: You know, the only thing more disgusting...

[botanist_keiko]

Are you single?

At the moment, yes.

[qcontinuum]

My species has no concept of monogamy, though, so it really doesn't matter.

Re: At the moment, yes.

[botanist_keiko]

Dinner?