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botcd

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Jan 23, 2006 13:46

Holy Sweet fuck! The Hot Chick From Math (THCFM) has an IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER who's in my humanities class.

Have I ever told you all how much I absolutely love my life?
It's time to initiate plan A.

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armageddon7133 January 23 2006, 19:07:56 UTC

plan A??? wait.... you skipped plan B! that one comes first, don't you know anything!

botcd January 23 2006, 19:16:06 UTC

no no, you've got it wrong my friend. Plan A just usually fails so quickly that it's presumed that Plan B comes first. Fortunately I was already on Plan F while under the impression that there was only one of them, but now that there's suddenly two, I have to revert back to plan A again, and await its prompt failure.

botcd January 24 2006, 02:52:51 UTC

Well, so much for Plan A, time to continue on down the line...

An open letter to James Knowles botcd January 24 2006, 00:01:00 UTC

Stop trying to be goddamned emo James.
You used to have a shit load more than that going for you.
Try to be something better, if you're out of ideas, try to be me, and land yourself some twins.
I mean, sure, emotions may be good things sometime, but you're taking this altogether too far. Just remember, the last person I knew who developed a vagina got it all full of sand, and that is not what you want to do. Stay the good course, forget emo, forget cael, embrace life and stop crying about it.
Jesus Christ!
It turns out he was actually gay...