My heart ain't broke, but it sure ain't working right neither.

[botcd]

I have just remembered how to be spiteful.
It is the most liberating thing you can do for yourself. For too long I have been too nice to too many people, that ends today. This morning Mike, tomorrow the world.
Hopefully this afternoon I can get some good Rob-bashing in too.

After all, I need some practice for the 2006 holiday season, don't I?

Comments

[theshado]

o my spiteful friend, i find it is much better to be friendly to all excpt the douche bags, because no body likes a douche bag

[botcd]

Yes, well, you'd be surprised how, after a hearty breakfast of hatred, everyone becomes a douche bag.

It's like Southerners.
I hate southerners. All of them. And some days it could be concluded, by inference, that I am standing on the north pole.

[nivedita_vidula]

And mike WAS being a douche bag...

There was something going on elsewhere and it exploded somewhere else.

But it still doesn't give him the right to do what he did.

And i promise ben, his apology was, in fact, sincere. It just took him a while to come to his senses.

[botcd]

Waug! Where'd you come from?

*Tries to cover up the real purpose behind this journal*

[nivedita_vidula]

Well you see... Once there was this chicken, and she was totally over the Q with a spoon, dreaming in soup.

Word.