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[bothknivesout]

Yesterday I got trapped in an elevator. Can you believe that? It was so ridiculous. But Dorian and I escaped! I felt like a superhero or something. It was so rad. But I'm never taking that elevator again. I will learn to embrace the stairs

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[languardian]

why on earth would they put those there if they clearly don't want you to use them? normal people can't break bolts!

[bothknivesout]

I know, right? I asked housing that! They got all mad at me and said that people aren't SUPPOSED to climb out of the trap doors because the elevator could start moving again and you could get squished in the elevator shaft. Apparently escaping like that only happens in like, movies and stuff. It's totally lame and stupid and they made me pay for damages.

[languardian]

that IS silly! I mean, don't PUT the door there then!

[bothknivesout]

I've been looking online to see if it has some archaic use that isn't useful anymore but I can't find anything. I guess it's only there to give you false hope if you get stuck in an elevator. Unless you're me! \o/