Some friends of Crystal's friend spent $5,000 to buy a wrestling ring, a championship belt, and a cotton candy machine. They're gonna have have a wrestling match and sell cotton candy. Holy fucking shit!
Yes, yes. I had recently taken in a stray Pomeranian, and was asking my mom for advice. She was like, "Speaking of small dogs, we have a webcam for the babies1!" I was quite shocked when I heard. It's not something you expect to ever hear, y'know?
1. Her Chihuahuas. The three children she brought forth into this world are not, in fact, her "babies".
Well, I'm working all this weekend. Extra hours, too, since I'm talking off four days next week to go to Boone. But we're having a party on May 5th. You should come. Hell, judging from the amount of people my roommates are inviting, we'll be keeping be keeping most of Pecan Avenue up all night. No point in trying to sleep if there's a party in the neighborhood...
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Yes, yes. I had recently taken in a stray Pomeranian, and was asking my mom for advice. She was like, "Speaking of small dogs, we have a webcam for the babies1!" I was quite shocked when I heard. It's not something you expect to ever hear, y'know?
1. Her Chihuahuas. The three children she brought forth into this world are not, in fact, her "babies".
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