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[bottleupnxplode]

I swear to god today I was in Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds'.

Following me around everywhere, on telephone lines, swooping and sworming around Lake City Way, DIVE BOMBING me when I got out of my car and started walking to my parents house. FOR A CRACKER. I was eating a fucking Saltine.

It's October!!!!!!

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[severedbytruth]

"April Fools Day" is awesome.

Come visit right now.

[bottleupnxplode]

I am housesitting till Monday, so I gotta keep sitting on this house until then.

After that, word.

[severedbytruth]

You bet your sweet ass "word."