Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?
- "Aren't you embarrassed?"
- "Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime."
What's this? Two entries in one month? That's right kids, my boredom and an exciting weekend inspired me to do another edition of the journal. So sit back, get yourself a 40, turn on your Steely Dan album and enjoy...
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& You failed to mention the blowjob vouchers you stole. & the chocolate flavored jimmyhats. & the cherry flavored lube. & the anal beads. Goddamn, Mike.
You missed a good rock show last night. Alk3 was ahhhhhh-mazing!
"Get the gun. Get the gun. Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot."
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Oh boy!
And as far as being able to blow up the Ricki Lake doll...
When the chance comes up to have sex with a piece of plastic resembling someone from a John Waters movie - I've got the lungs and determination like no one has ever seen before!
Oh by the way - if the chance ever comes up for anyone to get themselves an "Anal Intruder" - Don't!!! It's a rip-off!!!
It's just a regular jack-hammer that says "Don" scribbled on it in pink writing!
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GONE?!?!?
I'm pretty sure the first time I hung out with the 2 of you, much timne was spent with the shocker games
I am so crying
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