Comments | bouncymonkey: OMG NOES

bouncymonkey

OMG NOES

Aug 24, 2006 16:33

Troubled rockers PETE DOHERTY, JUSTIN HAWKINS and KEANE frontman TOM CHAPLIN have set up songwriting sessions together in exclusive London clinic The Priory to cope with their rehabilitation therapy ( Read more... )

wtf?, pete

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bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 15:50:21 UTC

I think I must have been too comatose to hear that this morning because ew. Am finding it hard to imagine anything worse than the kind of songs those three would come up with.

I find the thought of Pete in a lycra catsuit vaguely appealing, god help me. But trying to imagine Justin Hawkins singing 'Albion' is making me feel a bit hysterical. What is it with Pete and his insane ability to suddenly become best friends with everyone he meets? Sigh.

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bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 15:58:42 UTC

Hahahaha! Hee! Ok, you've made me giggle about it now. They could even make a new video, where all these rubbish cgi monsters appear from nowhere and attack that guy from Keane. Now *that* would be worthwhile.

eirefaerie August 24 2006, 15:53:46 UTC

OMG NO. NO. PETER. STEP AWAY. AWAY. Surely there are other people there - didn't that fellow from Kasabian just go into The Priory? OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PENTONVILLE.

Pete needs a 24-hour/day watcher, I swear. His total inability to determine who is good for him and who isn't confounds me.

How are 'Shambles playing this weekend? I thought Pete was in there until his court date in September.

dachelle August 24 2006, 15:56:00 UTC

They're letting him play Get Loaded in the Park - he got special permission from the court to do that show.

bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 16:02:31 UTC

That's probably a good thing - all these no-shows and cancellations really aren't good for their reputation.

dachelle August 24 2006, 16:06:37 UTC

True. Plus, it would be really shitty of him to miss that festival, since the organizers gave Babyshambles a recording studio to do "Beg Steal or Borrow" and pressed the CD for them and everything.

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dachelle August 24 2006, 15:55:16 UTC

NOOOOOOOO!!!

I just...I can't even imagine what will come out of this. And I really don't want to.

bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 16:03:17 UTC

I KNOW. It's making my head all hurty :(

Bloody Hawkins and guy from Keane. Honestly. PETE GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF.

dachelle August 24 2006, 16:08:42 UTC

I feel like calling up The Priory and demanding they put Pete in a different therapy group. Do they not realize what they're doing to the fans?

bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 16:11:45 UTC

YES. I think we need to start a postcard campaign to make them realise they cannot inflict this on the world, dammit.

Justin Hawkins! *baffled*

radioreverie August 24 2006, 16:03:20 UTC

See, this is why I like my rock bands without debauchery! They don't end up in situations like this!

bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 16:05:07 UTC

Ah, Pete wouldn't be Pete if he didn't give his fans a heart attack every couple of weeks. You've got to admire his ability to stay in the news anyway!

darkestperu August 24 2006, 16:37:15 UTC

Forget the impending oil crisis. The world is facing an imminent shortage of WTF!? because PETE HAS USED IT ALL UP.

bouncymonkey August 24 2006, 16:48:17 UTC

Hahahahee! PETE WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

darkestperu August 25 2006, 02:09:25 UTC

Indeed!

Although on second thought it's probably better that Pete doesn't think of the children. He'd probably give the children crack or Darkness CDs or somesuch.

bouncymonkey August 25 2006, 09:46:11 UTC

Haha - Darkness CDs! I think there should be a law against that or something.

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