I'm here today to talk about the ultimate power and sheer awesomeness of THE MOUNTAIN. No one knows his age or real name (he's 21 and his names Chad stazeski (sp?)) tales of the mountain are far too real and hi-larious to regale in just one post but i'll try because many kids still don't know of the mountain (whom from now i will refer to as mt.) ( Read more... )

morrissey crooned over my car stereo, but i was too far away to hear it. around the side of south hills village mall, scott emerged from the black pushing a shopping cart with a look of excitement in his eyes. i still couldn't believe the keys for the HUGE dumpster/trash compactor were dangling there ( Read more... )