As i promised, here is a picture of my eye right after my cat tried to remove it.


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So apparently all of my friends and i are fuck-ups. well, at least that's what my mom said to me today. Of course, getting a 3.9 the first semester in college is definitely something that a fuck-up would do. My mom has no idea how much some of things she says affect me. I hope she reads this. I hate being here anymore.

:(

no more LJ

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So fuck yeah, i got a 3.90 first semester. Surprisingly, the AB i got wasn't in Calc but in Perspectives. I don't know how the hell that happened, but oh well. At least i made Dean's List. Hellz yeah.

so Ryan almost has me talked into taking a trip to Amsterdam for Spring Break. At first i thought "no way", but after researching it i'm finding that i can get a round trip ticket to amsterdam for a week for only $408. If i save most of the money that i make during this break i'll have almost the whole ticket paid for without using my trust fund ( Read more... )

so my mom is super cool and stole me a power cord for my computer because we figured out that my old one died. my car is another story ( Read more... )

So, sadly enough, my computer is being retarded and won't take any charge into the battery because something's wrong with the connection between the computer and the power cord. So....I have to send it in to get it fixed which means i'll be computerless for like a week. I don't know how i'm gonna live without it (massive exaggeration), but yeah ( Read more... )

new cell phone number = 810.441.2339

hit it up

...because it gives you a shitload of points.

That's about all i have to say about Zach Galifianakis. He was fucking amazing.

Seth Meyers wasn't that great though, but i didn't expect much out of him anyways. He at least made us laugh when talking about his friend masturbating.

Also, i have the body of a penguin that swallowed a third grader