Action Figure Theatre Presents 'Othello'

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We here at AFT are proud to bring you the first show in our official second season, a dramatic re-enactment of Shakespere's classic tale of love, jealousy, and betrayal, Othello.



"Oh Othello, I'm so happy we got married."
"Yes, Desdemona, this couldn't possibly end badly."



"Hey, I'm Iago."
"I'm Cassio! I'm happy to meet you!"
"You won't be."
"What?"
"Nothing. Nice tights."



"I'm Othello. I see you have guns. I have guns, too. We're gonna be best friends forever!"
"Uh-huh, I'm sure we are."



"So I hear they just hired Bishop so we could do 'Othello'."
"What was that, Iago?"
"Nothing, boss. Nothing at all."
"...Is that a giant duck?"
"Yes. Yes it is."



"I got you a red handkerchief! It means I love you!"
"Umm, it looks like a kleenex."
"IT'S A HANDKERCHIEF!"
"...oookay."



"So he gave me a tissue because he loves me."
"What a douchebag."
"Hi! I'm Cassio!"
"You're not very bright are you."
"Nope! But I got nice tights!"



"So you know Cassio?"
"The guy with the nice tights? Yeah, what about him?"
"He's totally doing your wife."
"That guys a dick!"



"Honey? Why is this pillow on my head?"



"So you know how Iago told you your wife was doing Cassio? Totally made it up."
"..."
"Sure hope you didn't go and do anything stupid."
"Ummm."



"How the hell did we all end up dead?"
"I don't even know anymore."
"Fair enough."