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[bowenkge]

Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't miss this Once a Year Opportunity. I am now accepting applications to be my Valentine this year. Let me know why you think you'd make a great Valentine for me, star of stage and screen Jason Cassidy

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[oliver_jaeger]

does it have to be ladies?

also, have you heard anything about the penis monologues this year yet?

[bowenkge]

They are being done the 15th I believe, so next Thursday. I've written 4 or 5 new monologues for this year, so there should be some new stuff.

As far as it being only ladies; for now, yes. Things may change later if the dude is especially pretty and relatively hairless.

[amberinside]

Pardon me while I fantasize about that ;)

[sagittaire]

re: Penis Monologues-- WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE WEEKEND OF THON DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BOTHERSOME THAT IS FOR ME!!?

re: especially pretty, relatively hairless guys-- I got dibs on Corey from Catch 22, so back off, man.

Also, I cannot take you up on the offer since I have to learn the line dance on Valentine's day. Try to hide your relief.

[and_then_i_nod]

you lure me.

[bowenkge]

Few can resist chocolate and mustache rides