I will deal with the asshole who turns down the thermostat ON MY OWN TIME DAMMIT. When my boss is actually there and not hacking her lungs out. Don't tell me how to handle myself at my fucking job.

I need to get the hell out of the house. Possibly permanently. All I want to do is come home and read quietly and I have to submit to a freaking ( Read more... )

I suppose a normal post is in order once in a while ( Read more... )

I think I broke something laughing at this.
http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/

Your home is a Adrenaline Headquarters
Your kitchen is actually a GNC franchise, though all you really need are your Power Bars and Red Bulls. There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom has an on-call masseuse and ( Read more... )

So this is the stuff we watch at work when we're trying very hard not to be productive at the end of the day.


glumbert.com - Leave Britney Alone!Hooooooly crap. I am so glad that no one I know is like this. Emo kid, you make me feel better about my lilfe, but you really need to get one of your own. Preferably without your fuzzy blanket. And with ( Read more... )

You know, it's really amazing how many perfectly intelligent PhD-holding educational professionals are totally unable to grasp the concept of reading a floor plan. Granted, it was a really illogical hotel floor plan, but I mean, really. If you want to know what room you're supposed to be in for a meeting, how hard is it to match the name of the ( Read more... )

Okay, so office life is shaping up. At least, it's shaping up when I actually get to interact with people and not my computer (which makes very interesting noises when you try to get it to go fast. I'm thinking it's going to explode someday.) I'm certainly getting a very thorough education in local eateries, and we went to an excellent Indian place ( Read more... )

Hmm. Hopefully the new job will become more interesting than stuffing envelopes, because after two days of that I'm beginning to question whether I should have accepted this one or the mapping one in Richmond ( Read more... )

I'm finally back! And you know what? I really miss being in Hawaii. The heat and humidity and bugs and clouds and absolute lack of volcanoes here suck. Unfortunately, getting a job in Alexandria does sort of require that I come back.

Dammit.

That's it. I'm going to grad school in Hawaii so I can hang out on the volcanoes and go surfing after classes ( Read more... )

I have discovered that the HVO people like to name new eruptions after holidays. And they have, because it happened at midnight on July 21st, named the new fissure eruption the Harry Potter Fissure.

I love geologists.