HYPOTHETICAL SETTING: Yeah you guessed it RotIK

[has_a_nice_boat]

[ Five minutes later, Suika has probably beaten him to the Black Pearl at the docks. If she didn't, it still works, he just doesn't get to be as witty about it.]

Phew! What a jog. Well, love, I'll be having my compass back, if you don't mind, as the first man among us to reach my ship.

Comments

[flatchest_oni]

[Has been on the Black Pearl for three minutes. She is currently sitting next to one of Jack's crewmen as the guy works. She's apparently trying to stir up conversation and hasn't noticed Jack.]

So why's it called the 'poop deck'?

[has_a_nice_boat]

...

[Steps in front of her]

Blame the French. It means "stern."

My compass?

[flatchest_oni]

I won.

[has_a_nice_boat]

First man. I already explained this. Keep up, love.

[beats_scissors]

Did you beat another little girl by cheating? I'm proud, captain jerk.

[has_a_nice_boat]

Cheating is such an ugly word. I merely liberated my effects via creative means that may or may not have involved an indeterminate level of skullduggery.

[beats_scissors]

Calling it something different doesn't change what it is.

[has_a_nice_boat]

Perhaps, love, but it can change your outlook on life.