Location: ANYWHERE

Apr 03, 2010 20:46

I... think I'm lost. Does anybody have a map I could check? Or maybe just directions to the nearest Pokemon Center? Thanks!

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making_rainbows April 4 2010, 03:37:33 UTC
Map? Who uses those things? Just knock something down and make a path!

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 03:39:47 UTC
That wouldn't exactly solve my problem, Emerald.

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whitest_tiger April 4 2010, 03:39:24 UTC
Who needs directions when you can have your very own Netherworld celebrity tour guide?

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 03:41:29 UTC
Oh, a tour guide? Yeah, that sounds really helpful!

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whitest_tiger April 4 2010, 04:36:59 UTC
Leave it to me!

So over here is the Infernolcano, where I filmed the final action sequence of my hit film Dark Hero III: Revenge of the Doomsdoverlord! It cost over 5 billion HL to create the Doomsdoverlord alone, and over three weeks for the burns to heal properly afterwards!

And overthere is the hotel that I stayed at when I was on the scene for Netherworld Rumble Revenge...

[Yeah he's going on like this forever unless you stop him]

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 04:43:29 UTC
[Listens politely for five minutes]

Uh...

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thedevilisin April 4 2010, 03:39:44 UTC
Oh I've got a map. Hell, I've got a whole Pokemon Center in here.

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 03:42:02 UTC
...How does it fit?

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thedevilisin April 4 2010, 03:44:50 UTC
Trade secret. But I COULD be convinced to tell you. I could also be convinced to tell you the location of a wide variety of super rare pokemon of incomprehensible power that no one has ever seen before.

For a small fee.

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 03:47:54 UTC
[Suspicion is here]

[Suspicion is moving a little further away]

[SUSPICION IS MOSTLY GONE. No need to judge a book by its cover]

What fee?

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nyanya_noir April 4 2010, 03:46:41 UTC
[Who is this mysterious very small man wearing sunglasses and a mustache? The world may never know.]

Take da left path and go on straight 'till ya see the front door, kid. Heh heh heh.

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 03:50:01 UTC
[Is that a... nah, don't be silly!]

Really? It's a long path... but alright then!

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nyanya_noir April 4 2010, 03:59:10 UTC
Enjoy da trip!

[About five minutes down the road, there is a very deep pit trap.]

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pokedexworthy April 4 2010, 04:01:11 UTC
[About thirty seconds later, Red obliviously flies over it on the back of his Aerodactyl.]

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