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[bitofabadass]

Calm down, I'm not gonna kill you. Wuss.

[She looks VERY posed and willing to kill you.]

Heard you could use a bodyguard. That would get paid. In money. I'm just here to apply for the position! My qualifications include training in Project Freelancer and the fact that I just kicked you and your loser friends' asses.

How 'bout it?

Comments

[knockyoualldown]

I have to admit, your resume is very impressive!

[bitofabadass]

Thanks. I like to think of myself as a career woman.

[knockyoualldown]

Would this contract involve you not shooting us in the future?

[bitofabadass]

While I'm under contract, yes.