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[grandtheftomnis]

[A minute after you knock on her door, Marisa stands at the threshold of her house, looking out at you. Beyond her a spectacular clusterfuck of Mess can be seen. Odds are high that several items belonging to you are in there somewhere.]

What?

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[wontworkforfood]

Is this place actually bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, or does it just look that way?

[grandtheftomnis]

I'd measure and find out, but it's really hard to reach the walls.

[wontworkforfood]

Maybe you could get a long stick or something.

Anyway, that's not why I'm here. The natural order of the universe is in peril, and I need your help.

[grandtheftomnis]

You don't have to make it sound so important. I was just trying to think of something interesting to do anyway.

[notsosuper_hero]

[staaaaaares into the room for a few moments before focusing on Marisa.]

I think my homework is in there. And maybe also my grapple hook.

[grandtheftomnis]

Is homework like a book? I think I borrowed some books from you earlier.

[notsosuper_hero]

Kind of. It sorta depends on the work.

...Hey, do you think you have my library books too? I haven't been able to find them, and I don't want the librarian to get angry at me again.

[grandtheftomnis]

Don't worry about it. I know this librarian who's angry at me all the time. It's no big deal.