Comments | boxedrobot: Stroke me, in the car, on coke, with a knife.

boxedrobot

Stroke me, in the car, on coke, with a knife.

Oct 03, 2003 17:02

What can I say about things except that it’s suddenly October; suddenly like downshifting from fifth to third and stalling on very busy motorway. Or realizing that the commercials on television with Keanu Reeves in them are for the final Matrix sequel. After that, there will be no more…How thoughtful of the film makers ( Read more... )

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everybabyweeps October 3 2003, 14:12:51 UTC

i read it all and i'll be seeing you in like 3 minutes.

boxedrobot October 3 2003, 21:06:20 UTC

boo! y'all. whack. what a depressing fucking movie we just watched. my balls shrunk it was so sad.

donutgirl October 3 2003, 14:20:06 UTC

I read it, but I'm jetlagged and delerious.

boxedrobot October 3 2003, 21:09:19 UTC

please, that's the only way to read it. unless you need to come out with us some night and here me espouse in person. hint. hint. hint. come play spin the bottle and kiss my new puppy.

donutgirl October 4 2003, 14:02:21 UTC

I'll happily come over and get sloshed, but I'm not smooching you or your dog.

boxedrobot October 4 2003, 15:19:23 UTC

You won't kiss her, you won't kiss me; she won't kiss me...I seem to be at the bottom end of a very undesirable cul-de-sac. With such low property values, I'll very soon be a parking lot. Go tarmac. I slogged through a bottle of shiraz last night, probably will tonight as well. It's good for the soakable soul.

warmastoast October 4 2003, 17:42:52 UTC

I read it all.
Twice.
While slowly attempting to slice myself with safety scissors.
When that failed, I read it a third time while attempting to hang myself with angora.
I am still here you Bastard.

boxedrobot October 4 2003, 22:14:29 UTC

Stop twisting wet socks around my neck. I'm getting a rash. Socks always give me a rash. That's why I walk with a squeeze.